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Thursday, April 29, 2010

The Goracle's Vacation Cottage

Al Goracle and his wife Tipper bought a new nine million dollar Montecito Villa. It's good to know saving the earth from imaginary threats is so profitable. Boy, the Goracle will have to unscrew a lot of light bulbs to offset his carbon footprint on this puppy. He has compared his crusade against Global Warming to World War II and fighting the Nazi's. I guess this is the Goracle's idea of getting down into the trenches... and boy... what a view.





4 comments:

Charles Gramlich said...

That pretty much makes your argument for you, dude. Of course, denial of desires is not a common characteristic of politicians. I wonder if he sleeps OK at night.

BernardL said...

A person has to have a conscience to have their sleep disturbed by something as petty as global thievery, Charles. The Goracle sleeps like a baby. :)

Bernita said...

That's obscene.

BernardL said...

The Goracle is quite the role model, Bernita. :)